Did you hear about the man who installed a window in his butt?

It was a pane in the ass

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In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!

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1. My girl friend left me today. She said I don’t listen to her.

Or something like that.

2. Why should you never throw false teeth at a vehicle?

You might denture car.

3. Why didn't the dad want to get his kids shoes with Velcro straps?

Because he thought they were a rip-off

4. Jake from State Farm

Jake did a great job convincing Mahomes to bundle. Patrick's throwing strikes to his guys and the Eagles

5. Why was the snowman smiling?

He heard the snowblower was coming

6. Hey! To the person who made a copy of my Microsoft Office 365, I will find you.

You have my Word.

7. What’s the difference between a wrecking truck and one of your socks?

The truck can hold one tow. Your sock can hold five toes.

8. Why should you never take sides in an argument at the dinner table?

Trick question. It's the perfect time to take sides because no one's paying attention. Bring Tupperware.

9. How is a tombstone like an exclusive guest list?

If your name’s on it, you’re in forever.

10. True

WHY THE DENTIST SAY SHE HAD "BAT" TEETH? Because they come out at night

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